In our corner of vice, it’s time to review the list of the ten most desirable and suggestive veterans of X-rated cinema, the elite bodies of the slippery MILF category. Today for teen, tomorrow for MILF, as the locals would say.
The MILF category in porn, like interracial porn with MILF or gangbang MILF, depending on who you ask, can mean very different things. For some purists, you’re a MILF when you have children, but if that were the case, very few legends of filmed sex would truly be ‘mother I’d love to fuck,’ and we’d even have active examples like Emma Hix, who at 25 has had the time to enter the industry very young, retire to become a mother, and return with a renewed figure. For this reason, a MILF is accepted as a mature, unashamed actress who, beyond a certain age, is still drinkable and dares to engage in incestuous sex in the role of a youngster-eater.
But what is the age? At what point, or under what circumstances, does one become a MILF? There is a standard that would be 30 or older, but it’s an imprecise limit, because if we take that age into consideration, actresses we don’t yet consider MILFs, like Little Caprice, Vicki Chase, or Angela White herself, would have to be. So the question is more a matter of instinct: when an actress no longer “looks” too young, compared to the rising new stars who enter with their ID cards between their teeth, but at the same time still has a market and fornicating skills worthy of a marble monument, then she’s a MILF.
In the not-too-distant future, the teen stars of a few years ago will be the tremendous mature women of tomorrow, and this cycle never stops. This is summed up in the most perfect catchphrase ever written, which we’re going to revive here: teen today, MILF tomorrow.
1. Anissa Kate
Anissa might not be here. She could be in any other category, like Best French Porn Actress, where she’s barely had any rivals in recent years, or in the category of foul-mouthed, arrogant bitch who considers any other actress next to her to be shit. But judging by the type of scenes she’s been shooting lately, and the body she’s been developing for some time, and considering she’s 35, the stage has officially begun in which this Frenchwoman with a round nose and slightly slanted eyes will extend her reign by entering that realm where she can spread her lustful flesh alongside young men who could be her sons. She has a plan and she’s going to see it through to the end.
2. Brandi Love
She entered porn in her later years, at 33, after having had shitty jobs, like waiting tables at Burger King. It’s only natural, then, that with that rotund Barbie physique with enormous curves, so American it seems custom-made, she decided to try her hand at the sex market, and even more so when the MILF trend was beginning to take off and establish its own niche. Since then, Brandi Love has done it all: webcams, hundreds of scenes, and although at 49 she can’t avoid that retreaded physique that characterizes many MILFs, she has the attributes, character, and poise to continue for several more years, following in the footsteps of Julia Ann, who is still there at over 50.
3. Mercedes Carrera
Yes, we know Mercedes Carrera is in jail, accused of child abuse and will likely rot there, but this juicy list demands her presence. Carrera’s is another case similar to that of Brandi Love and other MILFs who enter the business without having previously worked their way through the junior teams of teen production companies. At 32, she decided those enormous breasts could earn her more than a fixed-term savings account, and entered the porn industry in 2014, establishing herself in a niche within a niche: Latina MILFs.
4. Phoenix Marie
After ten years in the business, Phoenix Marie is still considered within the industry to be ‘the tightest body of the moment’, and that’s a crushing victory, like Hitler in Poland, considering she’s already 41 years old and has worked incredibly hard in a decade (close to 1,500 scenes filmed without taking a vacation). Phoenix Marie has been everything in the industry, one of the biggest booty beasts of recent years, with everything proven and nothing left to discover.
5. Nikki Benz
Nikki Benz has had a much longer career than most of the MILFs on this list—she joined at 20 years old, in 2002—and her work rate has been much slower: she has filmed less than half the number of scenes Phoenix Marie has, averaging 20 a year. It might seem, then, that Nikki Benz hasn’t left all the mark she could have, but sometimes what matters isn’t so much the overwhelming quantity, but the exquisite quality.
So after them what else? We can highlight today’s 20-something porn stars and wait for what will happen…
